Wyszdom

September 7, 2008

Interior decorating FAIL

Filed under: Miscellaneous — Wysz @ 8:48 pm
TV stand placed in front of door, which opens towards the stand

Image from DIY Network.

I see that the TV can move up and down, but does the stand drop into the floor or something when you want to open the door? I found the picture here.

Why I was browsing DIY:
For as long as I can remember, I’ve wanted to own a house. When I lived at home, I liked doing stuff like cutting the grass and other home maintenance tasks. When I had cable, I watched HGTV and fantasized about having my own homeowner projects to deal with. Even though the concept of home ownership feels like a distant dream at this point, I still read about houses online and occasionally walk through hardware stores.

 

August 27, 2008

Mission statement

Filed under: Miscellaneous — Wysz @ 2:23 am

OnlineHaircuts.com is pleased to announce its mission statement:

OnlineHaircuts.com intends to revolutionize the personal grooming space, leading the bleeding edge of cutting edge web technologies.

Disclosure to investors:
This visionary statement cost us over $50,000 in consulting fees, but if it doesn’t gel, we may cut it. Just FYI.

August 24, 2008

Something to look forward to

Filed under: Miscellaneous — Wysz @ 6:57 pm

I really haven’t been able to eat much since last Wednesday due to a sore throat. I’m not getting better yet, but I’m already making a list of things I want to eat when can. Here’s what I’m thinking:

Have other suggestions? Leave a comment.

Brief moment of panic

Filed under: Miscellaneous — Wysz @ 12:43 pm

I’ve had a sore throat since Wednesday night and it hasn’t gotten any better, so I’m seeing a doctor about it in a couple of hours. Since I cannot speak, Beah offered to call and make an appointment for me. She got transferred to an “advice nurse,” who asked me several questions, including: “Any white or yellow patches in the mouth?”

I told Beah to wait a second while I checked. I went to the nearest mirror and pointed a flashlight into my mouth.

Oh no. My tongue was completely white.

I ran my tongue under my teeth as I got a closer look. The whiteness drained away. I’m such an idiot. I was drinking milk.

August 15, 2008

Morning snack

Filed under: Miscellaneous — Wysz @ 11:19 am

My family is visiting today so I’ve been cleaning off my desk at work. I found a pack of M&Ms in the process and started eating them. Check out what I found inside the bag. I wonder if it’s worth anything.

Two M&Ms fused together

I ate it. Wasn’t as good as a regular one.

August 12, 2008

It’s all about the delivery

Filed under: Miscellaneous — Wysz @ 1:09 pm

I came up with a new joke format last night. (At least it’s new to me). Here’s an example:

Me: Reid, what do you call a meteor that hits the ground?
Reid: I don’t know, what?
Me: A meteorite!

If you deliver it well, it will take your audience some time to understand that you simply gave the definition of a word, and then used the word as the punch line.

Perseids

Filed under: Miscellaneous — Wysz @ 4:02 am

I just got back from checking out the Perseid meteor shower. It’s pretty difficult to escape light pollution around here, but Reid was able to take us to a spot where we still had a pretty good view of the show. Pics below. (Click for full resolution.)

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One of the first ones we saw. Not very bright.

 

This one was nice, long, and bright. The iPhone doesn't fully capture it.

 

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It was getting pretty cold at the end so we said we would wait for one more that we all saw before leaving. This is the final meteor that we all spotted, and it had a unique orange glow.

Now I just need to decide if I should try and sleep or just go to work really early.

August 2, 2008

Penguin at a Picnic

Filed under: Miscellaneous — Wysz @ 1:04 pm

Happy Saturday.

Penguin at a picnic

Update: Reid shows us how it all went down.

July 31, 2008

Identity

Filed under: Miscellaneous — Wysz @ 8:04 pm

A small challenge of going by two names:

Every time I send an email, I have to consider the recipient and remember if I’m supposed to sign as “Michael” or “Wysz.”

July 25, 2008

Living dangerously

Filed under: Miscellaneous — Wysz @ 10:37 am

This morning, I could not find my keys. I searched my entire apartment before giving up and grabbing the spare key, which fortunately is no longer on the same keychain as my other key. Here’s what I found on the other side of the door:

key inserted in keyhole

Just testing you, Sunnyvale. I wanted to see if you’ve cleaned up your act. Congratulations, you passed.

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