Wyszdom

Father, to son: “You have to be quiet until 10 after to get a dollar.”

If that were true for everyone, I’d be so rich.

Cab driver: “It’s gonna be hefty.”

Mike: [giggles]
Me: What?
Mike: Just watching a video of someone getting hit in the head with a football.
Mike: [giggles]
Mike: Okay, one more time.

The cube next to me has spent their day building what I believe will soon be a huge Ferris wheel with K’NEX. I love K’NEX. As a kid, I spent hours constructing the roller coaster, ball factory, training tower, and others. I just looked at their website, and have decided that I’m going to take the “I’m an adult now and I can do whatever I want” approach and order some of the new stuff.

Chark recently hooked me up with some sweet socks from Dublin:

I wondered why she asked for I.D. before handing over the socks. After taking a closer look at the label, I understood:

Not old enough to buy alcohol? Then you’re not old enough to wear these socks.

“I’m surprised that you don’t get slapped more often.”
- Jason, to me. (paraphrased)

I gave Tapioca Express (or TapEx as the kids say) a hard time about a sign. Of course I didn’t give them a hard time in person. I went for public shaming.

Koklynn Yip
sometimes i don’t know if i should just tell one of you something and it’ll automatically propagate…or tell both
Koklynn Yip
like my parents
Koklynn Yip
it’s a struggle

Mike Leotta
i enjoyed the outcome
Michael Wyszomierski
yeah, it really outcame
Mike Leotta
or came out
Michael Wyszomierski
maybe

Nelson Bradley
so we use the same toothbrush
Nelson Bradley
and nap together

From my bank:

Annual Percentage Yield (APY) effective as of 3/28/08 on tiers $0-$9,999 and $10,000 and above.

At first I thought, “So it applies to everyone.” But then I realized there are 99 values where it may not.